Actual diary entries

ACTUAL ENTRIES FROM MY DIARY

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Wednesday June 15, 1994

We've been here for four days already (counting today). We have a really cool (except the bed spread) room. We have our posters up.

I LOVE JEFF AND ELI

Sorry I had to write this cause I do. Majorly. Yesterday we were going swimming so we walk in the room and saw some guys in the pool so me and Dana were staring at them.

I have to finish the story later. I wanna write my list:


1. Jeff- I think he looks and talks exactly like Robert Gorman. He is one of the sexiest things on the face of the earth. Wait he is the sexiest. (but he's kind of chubby)

2. Eli/Robert Gorman- Eli has a great personality and is pretty damn cute. and he is one of the funniest people I've ever met. Robert is SO CUTE

3. John- I have no idea why I like an asshole like him

4. Tony- I love him so much

5. Randy/Richie/Brian- I love all three of them.

I gotta write later. Dana is listening to I swear and is really crying.

Gotta go

I love Jeff and Eli

Friday, January 16, 2015

Monday June 13, 1994

We're on vacation and it's soooo cool. We left Saturday and got here Sunday. God do I hate (and majorly love) John. He's got the best eyes (besides JJR) in the world.




I gotta go. I'll write tomorrow. I really reallly promise. No wait. I swear


Thursday, April 25, 2013

The Hottest Supermodels of '94

Any interest in meeting the beauties that went to the magical land of Grand Marias Michigan? (spoiler alert, I used to be a boy)

These were our normal outfits.




























You'll have to stay tuned to find out if Dana survives this cliffhanger

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Michigan Notebook. The Drive 1994

Dana and I are about to take the most epic vacation to Grand Marias, Michigan. The most popular vacation spot in all of the world.This is a song we wrote. I'm surprised we haven't won any Grammys yet.


This is sung to the tune of I'm a little teapot.


"I'm a little cheesehead,
short and dumb
Here is my nose and here is my thumb.
I look real stupid with no knees,
I smell real bad cause I cut the cheese."

This was the song my best friend Kelly and I were singing. We were on our way to Michigan for a week long vacation. We were going to the upper peninsula and were passing through Wisconsin on our way. That's why we made up the song about cheeseheads. -Dana

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