Actual diary entries

ACTUAL ENTRIES FROM MY DIARY

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

April 20, 1993

Today is Mikes bday. Now I'm in piano. I used to like it but now i think it sucks. I mean I don't want to quite, I don't think my mom would let me. It's so boring and it's shit. Miss K is nice but I don't think she likes me. She doesn't yell at me but, you know.

Forget Mary's cousin, I love Tony. He is HOT!!!!

I'm in a bad mood. The fucking bitch (a girl in my grade) thinks she knows everything but she doesnt know who Elijah Wood is. Anybody who doesn't know who he is is stupid!!

I want to go home. Piano sucks. And besides, my teeth hurt. The orthodontist but this crap on the back of my teeth annd it hurts like HELL!!

Mary wanted me to bring in the picture of Eric and Billy but I lost it again.

(girl) is stainding over by the window doing a puzzle. How stupid. She is stupid. Well I think I"m going to get a drink. Be right back but I probably won't write any more cause now my hand hurts.

I'm back. The fucking bitch is sitting in front of me doing homework. That is total piss and crap and all that shit. Well gotta go. It's about my turn. Bye


Guess who learned how to swear?

Feb 12, 1993

I'm in love! I thought I loved Jeremy but now I love Joe. Mary says he likes me. He's been bugging me

Jeremy sat in front of me at one of their basketball games and I almost passed out!!!!

5-14-92

Mickey is out of my life for good. So I hate him now. I don't know who I like.

April 4, 1992

I love Mickey so much I could burst. I finally memorized his number. Last night I went to a gymnastics show that mary was in and he was there. I was sitting with Heather and he walked by me and I didn't see him. But after the show Heather and Mary dared me to scream out Mickey I love you. So I did.

Then I walked right in front of where he was sitting and I screamed it again. He looked so embarassed. He turned around and wouldn't look back til I was gone.

Then I turned around and he took off. I tried to chase him.


The entry cuts off there. Theres another half a page written but it's blacked out with a sharpie. God only knows what on earth I said that I actually could have been embarrassed about and blacked it out.

May 13, 1992

I have a big crush on somebody in this classs. But I can't say who cause you're Who was i talking to? reading this. He is pretty CUTE! I told him he was ok looking now I am sorry I did. I should of kept it a secret. Very cute!! Very cute. Now I wish I hadn't written this but he is cute!!!!

I like LOVE Mickey

he is SO cute. Boy is he cute

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

March 10, 1992 part 2

This is the 3rd time I've sat next to Mike M. Yuck. He is SO immature.

NOT He's cute

I should mention there are a set of lips drawn in under this

March 10, 1992

In math I sit next to Dana and Vince. Dana is my second best friend. Vince is yuck. In english I sit next to johnny and Candice. they're both ok. In reading I sit next to Mickey. He's cute!! In science I sit next to Mike. He is ok. I am very hungry bored and thursty. I'm siting here in reading I'm very happy because....I'm not telling because you're reading this. so STOP



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