Actual diary entries

ACTUAL ENTRIES FROM MY DIARY

Thursday, April 25, 2013

The Hottest Supermodels of '94

Any interest in meeting the beauties that went to the magical land of Grand Marias Michigan? (spoiler alert, I used to be a boy)

These were our normal outfits.




























You'll have to stay tuned to find out if Dana survives this cliffhanger

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Michigan Notebook. The Drive 1994

Dana and I are about to take the most epic vacation to Grand Marias, Michigan. The most popular vacation spot in all of the world.This is a song we wrote. I'm surprised we haven't won any Grammys yet.


This is sung to the tune of I'm a little teapot.


"I'm a little cheesehead,
short and dumb
Here is my nose and here is my thumb.
I look real stupid with no knees,
I smell real bad cause I cut the cheese."

This was the song my best friend Kelly and I were singing. We were on our way to Michigan for a week long vacation. We were going to the upper peninsula and were passing through Wisconsin on our way. That's why we made up the song about cheeseheads. -Dana

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