Actual diary entries

ACTUAL ENTRIES FROM MY DIARY

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

April 20, 1993

Today is Mikes bday. Now I'm in piano. I used to like it but now i think it sucks. I mean I don't want to quite, I don't think my mom would let me. It's so boring and it's shit. Miss K is nice but I don't think she likes me. She doesn't yell at me but, you know.

Forget Mary's cousin, I love Tony. He is HOT!!!!

I'm in a bad mood. The fucking bitch (a girl in my grade) thinks she knows everything but she doesnt know who Elijah Wood is. Anybody who doesn't know who he is is stupid!!

I want to go home. Piano sucks. And besides, my teeth hurt. The orthodontist but this crap on the back of my teeth annd it hurts like HELL!!

Mary wanted me to bring in the picture of Eric and Billy but I lost it again.

(girl) is stainding over by the window doing a puzzle. How stupid. She is stupid. Well I think I"m going to get a drink. Be right back but I probably won't write any more cause now my hand hurts.

I'm back. The fucking bitch is sitting in front of me doing homework. That is total piss and crap and all that shit. Well gotta go. It's about my turn. Bye


Guess who learned how to swear?

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